mattgrabill

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

I know Tom Brady has a football helmet in a closet somewhere whispering to him like the Green Goblin mask after seeing this

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

That first Pappy and Tang >>>>

[Michael Wheatley @mbwheats]

I'm being stopped by women in the street when they see my morose facial expression. They're thanking for caring so much about women's reproductive freedoms.

Sorry, I'm a prediction market bettor who just lost a Kelly-appropriate percentage of my net worth.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

It's published.

We ran 80,000 simulations.

Your portfolio lost money in all of them.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

these mfs are pretending to be dumb to avoid paying taxes

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Biology of a value investor:

[mattgrabill @boxorbust]

@skooookum

[mattgrabill @boxorbust]

@hypefury MBA

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

When I’m asked what my type is

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Me negotiating down the price of a pool table with some suburban mom on Facebook Marketplace

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

god forbid a man has a hobby

[Mezz @for_yield]

The Zyn Garden goes hard

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Being on the Buyside is a game of which dude can have the most unbuttoned buttons on their dress shirt and still be taken seriously.

[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

“How much are you trying to win with your parlay?”