Morse

Reformed Catholick, Christian Socialist, British New Zealander. Triple decker pulpit, box pew, BCP mattins, and KJV stan.

[Morse @Boxpewstan3]

In which I am the Evangelical Churchman.

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

These words have been said for the first time in human history.

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

that “how is sex work different from working at mcdonalds” stock phrase that came out of tumblr has to be the result of a bunch of queer autistic teens thinking that working mcdonalds is super hard

[Superninja76 @cleba76]

@cheugyyyy I think people tend to lose sight of the fact that real human beings were involved in these things. True Crime inherently requires a.. suspension of empathy.

[Cherry Bomb @cheugyyyy]

@cleba76 A friend of mine was murdered and I was telling this hairstylist about it and she ask “is there any shows about her death or podcast?”, like idk bitch I’m not going to tell you even if there is. Such a weird thing to say.

[Superninja76 @cleba76]

Aside from the fact it rots people's brains, honestly True Crime is really just quite unethical conceptually. Like I used to watch it and at a certain point I just sat down and went. Why am I listening to the worst things that can happen to a person being recounted?

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Reminds me of this banger.

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

This dude is a heart Full of joy

[brainsturbator @brainsturbator]

@skooookum Used to get in trouble for being liberal with the manager's discount but in my defense their passcode was 1234 so I take no blame then or now

[Morse @Boxpewstan3]

@lueyee @SinoLithography They *can* be tasteful, but are so often of hideous polyester that in practice they rarely are. Not to mention how many have hideous boomer art.

[Morse @Boxpewstan3]

Idek what my churchmanship is anymore. I'm not a latitudinarian, not an Anglo-Catholic, not a tractarian. Reformed, but probably not enough to hang with the super Reformed types, Evangelical, but not in the modern sense, and probably not high enough to be OHC.

[Elijah Mack, Neo-Jeffersonian @ElijahForCA]

Padre Pio was committing a sin by saying this.

Saints aren’t infallible and without err, after all.

[ka🗡️tri ⋈ @kattayem]

I fucking love this picture i fucking love this bird i fucking cant i need to look at this picture a lot because it makes me happy its so cute this is the cutest animal ever all shoebills should be kept safe and pampered i love this bird i love this bird i love this bird im so ha

[Jocefshchina 🇰🇵🇪🇷 #NukeYellowstone @caesarianstalin]

This guy is referring to Taiwan as a shitty gotcha, but the real example here is the Republic of China (1912-1949) which was hilariously corrupt, unstable, and inefficient

[ibis(ALL bird eater)👻𓅠 @tired_ibis]

since shoebills are on hype again, ill deposit my love for them here, second faborite bird...

[Lewis🇺🇸✝️ @LewisLosesIt]

“Uhh you watch anime? Don’t you know it’s literally childish, why don’t you watch le heckin based western shows instead like the

-boomer power fantasy
-BIPOC trauma flick
-unfunny poorly animated sitcom”

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

Sacha Baron Cohen is interesting to me cause his style of comedy is still popular (Matt Johnson and Nathan Fielder are obvious descendants, as is plenty online stuff), but he just seems like a complete dinosaur now

And it happened so quickly. People liked Borat 2 five years ago

[犬 @not__dog__]

“Above lakes of blue, beneath skies of azure.”

[наѕıм @wali_hv]

Actually makes perfect sense that conservative goyim are identifying with Anakin. Resentful young man critical of the elites gets successfully deceived by an elderly politician to sustain the boomer empire responsible for all the problems he was originally frustrated with

[Russians With Attitude @RWApodcast]

Americans are ridiculous, EVERYTHING is a career and a CV to them

- What was your previous job?
- Fourteen years in antisemitism. Tough industry, lemme tell ya
- Why'd you leave?
- Got a better offer from the ADL

[m @harrowthefirst1]

@WytPilledCurze About everything breh. "The United States Coast Guard has no - I repeat, no - knowledge about the existence of mermaids or mermen. Whatsoever. Carry on"

[WP_Curze @WytPilledCurze]

@harrowthefirst1 When I'm president? Dawg I'm making so many vague ominous states about the moon.