Dr. Writhing Spectre

Naive plugs revile us: Sue livers! Gulp Evian! Pronouns: He/They

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@kyry5 My dad was a civil engineer and I followed him around his job one day and all he did was drink coffee, talk on the phone, and look at these big drawings he called “plans”. Civil engineer? Sure, dad.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@AndreaKuszewski Depends...

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

Hey @ZerlinaMaxwell, you were looking for an alliterative counter to "Dems in disarray"; try "Republicans aroil"!

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

Outta here.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@MilesYourAles @GailSimone Join up with us! It’s fun! All you have to do is not be a douchebag.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@muchnerve Also how some scientists drop Sex Ed classes.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@MilesYourAles @GailSimone Clearly you WANT to watch cartoons, but fear being a cartoon watcher. The only one repressing you is you. #ComeOutOfTheCloset

[Cefazolin @EmpiricGame]

@LuckyDogHotSaus @GailSimone Hear me out

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

The fuck?! You are saying that Love Death + Robots is something I should show my children?! You are a sick fuck.

[Alex Bores @AlexBores]

I'm Alex Bores, a proud Democrat running for State Assembly in the most conservative district in Manhattan.

Election day is just 13 days away, and I'm trying to grow my platform to keep calling out Republican nonsense.

Can you RT to help me get to 2,500 followers?

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@Redpainter1 Eh, sow-so.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@gtconway3d “Adidas yeets Ye” was right there.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@egavactip Salma Hayek’s? Can it be Salma Hayek’s?

[Pro-Democracy RTs @ProDemocracyRTs]

Republicans are touting Herschel Walker as someone who "believes in the blue." But he once threatened to have a "shoot-out with police," prompting officers to confiscate his handgun. Look it up.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@anna_biela3 @nuclearkatie You know? I have not. #AlsoNotGettingADarkMarkTattoo

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

A man came up to me yesterday and said “you wouldn’t be Eric Idle would you?” And I said “Not for a million dollars.”

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

It occurred to me in discussing medicine with my Mazatláno Lyft driver that in the US the medical establishment as a whole is overly concerned with the health of the establishment moreso than the patients. #PresentCompanyExcepted

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

Wait. Are Republicans pro-crime or the other thing? #ItMightMakeSense

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Crazy how Republicans are running on crime, while 8 of the top 10 deadliest states are Republican-run.

How about that.

[Dr. Writhing Spectre @boyceaz]

@TomLevenson Tell it to the aquaria filling my collesia.