๐จ If you donโt want your family members to visit you in PRISON in 2026, take note:
Avoid these things.
1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift.
One day dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire.
2. If your neighbour is sick, donโt give them medicine or recommend drugs.
If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice.
3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead.
Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy.
If someone gets poisoned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire.
4. As a man, avoid doggy with any woman who isnโt your wife. It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, the lady go fi die. Court donโt know โwe were just enjoying ourselvesโ
5. When youโre angry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact. Some people are walking corpsesโsmall push and problem don land. You go explain tire.
6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit.
If she collapses during the โdo,โ wahala be that.
7. Before dating or getting intimate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate.
Otherwise, you go explain tire for court.
8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show upโor refund it.
E get why.
9. "Oga, my pikin no dey hear word, abeg help me flog am.โ please donโt try it. Let parents beat their own children themselves.
10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why.
11. Avoid threatening people, even as a joke.
That small threat fit actually happenโand youโll answer for it.
โ ๏ธ Ignorance of the law is NO excuse.