@dankglove Anyways Captain Marvel avoids this power dynamic by making the sidekick the same age as the hero and having them function autonomously and they're never gonna get a job and live forever.
Main appeal of superheroes for me is sexuality/childhood/flamboyance and batman doesn't have sex because he's mentally 10 while also not actually being a 10 year old and doesn't look like a peacock so he distresses me.
@finestsoup I remember being 14 and having to hide whenever I'd watch it on from my family because a lot of the characters were gay and there was a whole song about a dude finding out he's bi lol
@boylamb_ weβre moving the goalpost further away from the point and into your realm of expertise. Which wasnt even MENTIONED in the original post and you can go to hell with your demands