Boy McGuyerton

A broken clock is right 732 times a year some years.

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

“Good football and winning football are not the same.” -Waterman

[Waterman (9x national champs) @watermanbbb]

@boymcguyerton They are playing pretty good football. They also are -10 in TO margin and 89th in redzone O which would explain the record. Every game but uga was winnable, thanks to the original stat. The latter stats are the reason they lost. Good FB and winning FB are not the same

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@_willcompton @Blain_Crain Reuben Foster ain’t even the hardest hitter ever from his home town. Don’t look up Tray Blackmon unless you wanna shiver in fear little guy

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@shantathequeen Pressure washing commercial accounts is the #move

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@_rajanagarwal @MKBHD @OldManAndThree Great data! What is the total score for the highest team?

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@BenStiller @RealSkipBayless Hope you had fun at the met gala! #gay but go Knicks!

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@Hali If I’ve learned one thing today it’s World B. Free was a bucket but he didn’t give a damn bout passing or rebounding

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@pmxney_ @philfanacc Gotta rebound like a mad man

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@kendallbaker This is the best game ever. Can you see where they factor in defense?

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@CarterByrd13 @CrosbyBaseball This is objectively really gay. Good player tho

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

Does anyone know if the pools in Omaha are left side vs right side or top vs bottom?

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@billy_pjs @Braves Braves aren’t gay this year and in first place??? It might be our year!

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@JKDodgers @MichaelMHanna Reigning NCAA champions of sports both conferences play:
SEC:
Baseball
Indoor Track
Outdoor Track
Swimming & Diving
Women’s:
Indoor Track
Outdoor Track
Rowing
Softball
Gymnastics
Tennis
Volleyball

Little 10:
Football
Basketball
Outdoor Track
Women’s:
Basketball
Golf

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@GeorgiaTech2024 @GTBaseball Not reading this but congrats on your L! Tech sill always be tech! Can’t wait to watch the annual Kirby dick slapping Brent key in the face again this year while we drag yall up and down the field!

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@GeorgiaTechFB @GTBaseball HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “helluva year” losing in your own regional 😂😂😂 the Georgia Tech football standard for success is hilarious. Can’t wait for Kirby to take off his belt and pimp slap yall with it again this year! An annual tradition!

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@JKDodgers @MichaelMHanna 1st) that’s literally not true

2nd) See y’all in Omaha (we actually won’t bc yall lost in your own regional like a bunch of soft losers)

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@billy_pjs @CharlesSchwab No golf tournament is insignificant if you put enough money on it. I also had the double tv going like a vet!

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

Is @CharlesSchwab looking at bankruptcy?? I've never seen so many commercials during a golf tournament in my entire life! How much money do they need?!?

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

@watermanbbb The day they added scott str*ckl*n to their coaching staff their odds of making the supers went to 0%

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

LMAOOOO hilarious and pathetic to hear auburn fans brag about their baseball atmosphere and then not even be able to give away free tickets to a regional final. They’re literally begging their own people to come watch them for free and still can’t convince them. Pathetic

[Auburn Baseball @AuburnBaseball]

First pitch ➡️ 8 pm

That’s three extra hours to get here, @AUJungle.

Our coaches have committed 1,000 free tickets, and approximately 300 remain. ⤵️

🎟️ » https://t.co/dFrOYtbA1Z

[Boy McGuyerton @boymcguyerton]

Proud to say I've been a Chet hater since day 1. Whites are either the toughest guys on the floor like Caruso or the softest little limp dicks you've ever seen!