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[scotty @boyneon]

@caitiedelaney Spiritfarer!

[scotty @boyneon]

you should try kissing a ripe persimmon it is really nice

[pat regan @poregan]

The gay urge to take 3 ibuprofen bc u see the bottle and its something to do

[pat regan @poregan]

When you’re reading a Gay Book, there should be a notation at the start (just before the dedication page) indicating which page the book starts to get gay on so you know how long the slog will be

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

the emotions conveyed in this six second clip amazes me everytime its been around for years but it will truly stand the test of time

[scotty @boyneon]

@DialupRanch honestly it was a classic me moment

[scotty @boyneon]

while brushing my teeth today i got the impulse to do a burpee and then did the burpee with my toothbrush in my mouth which caused my toothbrush to be lodged into the back of my throat very cool

[attunement machine @jasonzabel]

Postal carrier just overheard me ask my cat if she was luxuriating (in a baby voice)

[scotty @boyneon]

@jasonzabel 😘🥰😘🥰😘

[attunement machine @jasonzabel]

I've had a good Pride. Love my @boyneon. Celebrating 10 years together this month, and 7 years of marriage yesterday. Here's to more growth, more laughter, and fun forever. Also fuck the Supreme Court.

[scotty @boyneon]

eight is the lumpiest number

[scotty @boyneon]

my favorite part of life is old instagram photos

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

When I wore a rubber band on my wrist as a “thing” -_-

[scotty @boyneon]

we have a woman who stops outside our house in her vovlo every night and does phone time for a while wonder who she is texting wonder if she is watching a video what do YOU think she is doing let me know in the comments

[scotty @boyneon]

@leckybang Wow I just tasted in my mouth

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

judas on easter sunday when jesus rose from the dead

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

The hairstylist who hates you: