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non-profit degen boy. tyro in Solana. let's make bands together, beg3 💸

[𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨🏂🇪🇸🇦🇷 @Bignonso_]

These are the issues

[Daniel of Ibadan🇦🇷🇫🇷 @oluwaDanielmii]

Primary school was crazy. You fit dey write test make your seat mate vomit indomie and eba beside you😭

[B̳o̳b̳i̳a̳c̳h̳e̳ 🐼 @Thetalentedbobi]

I don sell all my room things. If house rent expire, I go just waka like who go to buy meat. 😂

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

i understand those guys who leak national secrets now

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

i’m not your dad😂

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[ajay @1meajay]

so all your mates wey dey enjoy now go suffer when una don old because them put hand for something in their 20s 😂

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

Dablixx was mid asf no offense

[Yugo @stfuyugo]

Omo if I gather money order this kind whip dem no born the ETA well make e pass 6-8 hours

[𝙎𝙖𝙢 💔🦅🇦🇷🇪🇸 @StfuSmog]

If women should tell themselves the truth. This world would be a better place 💔

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Drug Sniffer dog doing it's intern on airports in Mexico

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

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[Real Madrid Pictures That Go Hard @RMadridPix]

The worst and dumbest tweet I’ve ever written.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Someone said Gabriel was trying to win a corner 😭😭😭