John Pirelli

Millikin University Grad 🎷

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Imagine working your ass off to get to a 100k a year position only to get killed by a fat mexican and then for leftists to make fun of your death cause they think you’re an evil billionaire

[John Pirelli @boythatssaxy]

@creatorthytyler This umpire crew are fucking terrorists. Straight dogshit

[John Pirelli @boythatssaxy]

@StonecoldSxnick This umpire crew are fucking terrorists. Straight dogshit

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Altuve is what?

[Do〽️ @hooltras1944]

Y'all better do it @NFL @packers

[Michael Wolford @Marathonman1120]

Sadly they have forgotten.

[Right Wing Dad @RightWingDad]

Being a man in 2026 is not for the weak. A woman can send you on an errand, strangle your three children in that time, admit it in open court, and somehow it is still your fault

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

“Lindsay Clancy was just mentally ill”

Okay and Jeffrey Dahmer was just hungry.

Shut the fuck up.

[Ghost Mugs Halas 🐻⬇️ @Nickdabearfan]

The tale of the tape

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Trump calls it “Lake America” and Americans completely lose their shit.

Meanwhile, Canada is instructing journalists not to describe 9/11 as a terrorist attack.

But yeah… Lake America is the outrage.

You all look fucking dumb.

[Alix @AlixG_2]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reportedly said, "Owning guns is not a right. If it was a right, it would've been in the constitution." This retard is literally running for president.

[MLB @MLB]

Tristan Peters in his first full MLB season:
- All-Star
- Hit for the cycle
- HR in 5 straight games

[John Pirelli @boythatssaxy]

@studios2491 Gettin zesty with it

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Fly The L

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tristan “Banana Bonds” Peters has now hit a HR in FIVE STRAIGHT GAMES

[John Pirelli @boythatssaxy]

@J_d_C_13 @ChiTownCheese @NFL_DovKleiman You’re a fucking nutjob is what you are

[John Pirelli @boythatssaxy]

@DanielNies76330 @FroemelAndy @Chicago_NFL Clown!!!!

[Doog @doogadoo11]

I'm convinced Democrats would vote for Osama bin Laden if they could.

[Jared Goffs Bulge @drunkgoff]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are 2 weeks away from acquiring a nuclear weapon @netanyahu