The Honourable Bozo Baxter

still alive.

[The Honourable Bozo Baxter @bozobaxter]

And the winner is….

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

That’s a lot of money to spend just to poop in public.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Italian PM Giorgia Meloni never "begged" for a photo as Trump claims. Because no woman has ever stood near Trump without being paid or given a cabinet position

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

#EpsteinsBestFriend

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Just a reminder, if you deface the Reflecting Pool, you will be arrested.

Oops! My bad. Wrong picture.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

If the Trump administration wants us to stop making fun of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool debacle, they should distract us by releasing the Epstein files.

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Roger Clemens cheated on his wife with at least four other women including an affair that began when the girl was 16 years old.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

I've been told by reliable sources that Trump goes here to get treatment for whatever his condition is because it is much more private than Mar a Lago and the White House.

[Dennis Goris | Cartoons @DennisGoris]

What time is it? (time for a repost) #gasprices

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s the video!

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

Breaking News
Trump has deployed the National Guard to the Reflecting Pool to protect the algae.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The incompetence of the Trump administration is beyond compare. There is literally no other historic reflection of the complete incompetence this administration displays on a daily basis.

[legen @legen_eth]

The strait of Hormuz:

Saturday - closed
Sunday - closed
Monday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Tuesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Wednesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Thursday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Friday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Trump’s Iran deal lasted as long as his 14-million-dollar repaint of the reflective pool.

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

Everything Trump touches dies. So Melania's safe.

[Prez @PrezLives2022]

Missouri judge rules state abortion laws violate voter approved Constitutional amendment. That means planned parenthood can start prescribing abortion pills for the first time since 2018. That’s a win for women👏👏👏

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

Plaintiffs in the Kennedy Center renaming case ask judge to order Trump to explain what the tarp/scaffolding is about. "Willfully sabotaging the KC's iconic façade to assuage Defendants' vanity or massage broken egos is a clear breach of fiduciary duty"

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

And just like that, it completely VANISHED from the media.

But a sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the Epstein Files a being blocked because they prove Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Who wants to make this go viral AF?

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

The Coverup, Spray-Tan King.
It’s long but worth it.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

I'll vote for anyone that spends their entire Presidency calling Trump a fucking Moron, & blaming him for everything that's wrong with America.