just found out that the accounts who post stupid cat names they found on petfinder have been loving my work (aka the names i give the shelter cats) and literally have never been more proud
howl turning into actual slime when he said he wasn't pretty after his hair accidentally turned orange and zuko getting sick after doing something good for the first time... they are the blueprint of drama queens
as a person who chronically has to know everything it really stresses me out that people just do things without research first. bc what do you mean you’re getting a cat and you don’t know what litterboxes look like, i can’t even get out of bed without considering the implications
slowly realizing that even though i know nothing about manufacturing, i still seem to know more than the average twitter user because the takes have been unbelievably cold today
The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala