Brian Panulla

A writer of software and tender of Linux boxen; a bass player who on the guitar noodles; Reader, Writer, Arithmaticker.

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

Phone just insisted on autocorrecting "morrissey" to "mortuary". Everybody's a critic.

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@MaxedLuck @The_RealSage @FazeCrayons @Jow0gan @loveman_john @OKCThunderLife @esquerdananet @DisabledAquaman @EverythingOOC Revelation. You can’t get that right?

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@chsweb @brad_frost Every new Cake album for me was the right mix of “this is new and challenging” and “this is unequivocally a Cake album“

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@wxgeek @Melethonomia And probably the virtue of asking forgiveness instead of permission.

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@Melethonomia I kept trying to make "ed teach" about some kind of ed tech teacher or something. I guess that's the mindset my Twitter feed usually puts me in.

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@MaggieMaeFish Grosse Point Blank

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@Valiant_33 @rnyfcofficial It's okay, they set it up to just silently fail.

[LeviforOffice@bsky @LeviForOffice]

also health is health is health

also teeth r just outside bones so why is dental insurance

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@paxsarah @Budget Whoa unexpected patriarchy!

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@maggiehendricks My neighbor has a wind chime with the same tone and pitches as the bells in Girls by the Beastie Boys. Gets it stuck in my head every time I have the windows open.

[Just Me…Dee🐟 #FBPE #FBPR #GobshiteClub @deelomas]

3yr old: Where does poo come from?
Me(making it simple):You just had lunch
Her: Yes
Me:The food goes into your mouth & into your tummy.Our body takes all the good stuff and the rest goes to our bottom & when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo
Stunned silence
Her:& Tigger?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now
https://t.co/0OwVdlKsQW

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every picture of fetterman looks like he’s overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote “hurt”

[Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve]

Debugging be like...

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@shelleyKeith @farktal Yeah that doesn’t sound right.

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@Melethonomia @flag_means Don’t forget the banjos and shouting.

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

Young Turks by Rod Stewart creeped me out as a kid. The idea of running away from family to be on your own horrified me for some unknown reason at that age. #ThisSongSpookedMe

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

A serious question: have you ever been (unironically, please) genuinely scared or creeped out by a song?

Please use hashtag #ThisSongSpookedMe

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@ChrisWiegman IYKYK

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

In the Autumn a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of snow blowers.

[Brian Panulla @bpanulla]

@_lindseysneed_ When you split a word into syllables don’t you split between the double letters? MarCom is ghd first syllable of each word.