Brian Partain

#AllForTX #TOLO

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@gavindawson Pre-emergent won’t work if you use it now. It needs to be used in the Fall when the soil temp gets below 70 degrees and Spring when it gets to 55. I use this to know when it’s time…. https://t.co/IcOSI6T14J

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@elsathora Love Panther City!

[The Boabie @TheBoabie]

We were told we'd be shot by ICE, we never saw them
We were told the police would be tough, they partied with us
We were told the Americans didn't want us, they embraced us like family

Stop listening to the 'media' trying to divide us! live your lives and make memories! 🧡

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Elsa @elsathora]

I’ve traveled to every continent on earth, there is nowhere like the USA

The standard of living, the opportunities, the safety, the freedom

You don’t realise how lucky you are, so many of you take what you have for granted

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@Nikola_Topic44 The dead spots at Iron Horse seem to be part of the aesthetic now

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@DavidRo65413968 @1053SS Clever 🙄

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@Horns63 Probably kept going to Dickeys or Bill Miller

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@rickhall323 🔥

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@adamlevitan Shout out Penn State

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@AllyTaft Yes ma’am. It’s like $10/month.

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@Pat_Thorman @carpefuturum You should have to specify “no egg” rather than “with egg”. I’ve done it wrong a couple times 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@chillywilly214 Amazon does that on the Thursday Night broadcast. It’s so annoying 🤣

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@rjchoppy Congrats!

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@brgridiron 7 or 8 teams on their schedule next year

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@nut_history Fenway

[Brian Partain @bpartain7]

@CoachDanGo Eggs

[🤠 ⚾️ Baseball Billiam ⚾️ 🤠 @chillywilly214]

WE BEAT THE MARINERS IN SEATTLE.

WARNING TO THE WEST

THE RANGERS ARE BACK