Becca P

Over-caffinated underachiever

[Becca P @bpat02]

If this isn’t 100% me then idk what is

[eskay @EskayOW]

FULL OF HATRED TODAY!!

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

the way humans just go fuckin nuts over built ins in a house. like a shelf? Meh. But a shelf IN the wall?? Oh honey, we’re hootin and hollerin now!

[roxannat @NicLiamo]

People watching videos on their phone in public places with no headphones. It’s getting worse and it’s the rudest most intrusive thing you can do, especially when you’re on public transport and I would be glad if it was banned on buses and public places generally

[Kye @GxldSociety]

If you can be a felon and be president, they need to remove felon off of all job applications, rental applications, and professional certifications. If the highest position in the land can be taken by a felon, all positions should follow suit.

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

The inevitable collapse of human civilisation due to the insatiable greed of a few rich people

[Austine @theereal_one]

why do i gotta download an app or sign up via email to do EVERYTHING!!? let’s unplug a bit

[tekla 💜✨ @alketrolyat]

i honestly want planned obsolescence to be illegal. products should have to last a certain amount of time, and they should have to be repairable - ESPECIALLY if they use these rare minerals and things that have a massive ecological cost.

[SpacedMom @copymama]

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

[Alice Etches @aliceetches]

Remember when we used to dedicate an entire album on Facebook to a night out? It would be called like “We’re on a boaat muthafuckas” and it would just be 32 blurry images of people you vaguely knew doing Jägerbombs. We really didn’t give a fuck back then, did we

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

You ever been talking to a genuinely stupid person and think "good for him. You know what keeps this guy up at night? Not a God damn thing"

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

So embarrassing in an antique shop when I tried to buy a vase and it turned out to be the negative space between the faces of two other customers

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, the cashier at Dollar General should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

As someone who works with children, I promise that adults thinking they ‘identify as pasta’ is hilarious to them. IF, and that’s a big if, a child has ever said that, they are 100% taking the piss to see how far they can push right wing adults into embarrassing themselves.

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG.

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

(clapping a hand over my mouth in horror) they dehydrated gritty