craig

i might post a porky pie here and there new acct: @orthodoxmeowr

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

@younotfbg i wish i was told this 4 years ago..

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

WRONG ACCT LMAO

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

i wanna curl into a ball

[renato @neckjuice]

An imaginary cat just crawled on my lap

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

You stupid fucking turd

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

private my fucking fat cock twitter

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

hi

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

i luv being stuck in a "if i seek help they will fix me and if they do it'll ruin everything" headspace

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

i don't know if the staff at this rehab are very bright tbh

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

feeling targeted by grindr ads

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i swear these teachers hate me

[latke @latkedelrey]

married the town doctor in stardew valley and when i died in the mines he still charged me 1000g to save my life

[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

(kissing his receding hairline) who did this to you

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I guess if Bin Laden had been like “you have five seconds to evacuate the towers” we would have been fine with it

[★？♡ ✚！ @Guttergore1]

wtf do you say when sending a boy a cute pic of yourself

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

meowing is for boys only !!

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

they like microphones

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

@xvroyeALT words like uncopyrightable and incomprehensibility

[craig @bpdb4ddie]

if you keep going buddy, we are gonna have quite a few LONG words, okay ?