Concrete Dave

The government has asked me to come on here and restore order

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

long Covid made my wiener small

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

all these peptides you guys are injecting isn’t going to change the fact that you’re still a dork

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs.

Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.”

Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

You can really tell by the way someone looks if they like Dubai

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

personally I think we should let more Mexican dudes in so that I feel taller

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Snapping into a mfing slim Jim tonight son

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

You cannot own the land

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

I went to Loserville and everyone knew you. Like they were genuinely singing songs about you. It was so fucking badass

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Last night I did a land acknowledgement before sex

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Goonlord

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Fuck this I’m finding the ninja turtles

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Can a motha fucka get a goddamn like

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

I’m in New York alone

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

He left me for a fucking girl

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

He fucking left me

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

  
The Ultimate Orgasm: You have to believe you're absolutely about to die..

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

In my Epstein era 😎👍

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Sweet civic man when are you planning on driving it into a divider?

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Car mfs really invest their life savings into their car just to crash it

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

You’re going to hell if you do burnouts in parking lots

[Concrete Dave @ppbonzo]

Sorry I’ve been gone for so long I got my dick stuck in my balls