Ben Pitzer

Father, geek, sports fan. #DevOps learner. #PennStateForever #MentalHealthCare

[Ben Pitzer @bpitzer]

Watching “Welcome to Wrexham” S3E01 (finally) and my son (16) says “@RyanGosling has eternally won the gratitude of the Welsh people.” Yes, son, yes he has. @VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney @Wrexham_AFC

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@TheCinesthetic

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Navigating Legal and Regulatory Concerns around Artificial Intelligence: Will legislators be able to effectively regulate AI and how will users comply?

https://t.co/e0vhP4OkmK

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What a (long) weekend! Star Wars/Nerd Pride Day, No Not Really Mexican Independence Day, and Free Comic Book (Nerd Pride 2: Electric Boogaloo)/Kentucky Derby Day back to back to back!?!? It's too much!

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@JamesFrankwin Great, now I'm going to spend the rest of my day with 25% of my brain trying to parse the phrase "somberly excited". Thanks Obama's anger translator's parody subject's parody account.

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@OnwardStSports Sounds like a new t-shirt. Just add Seth.

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@The_CK_Buchanan Tough call between Demon Knight and The Craft, but gotta go with Demon Knight. Because one had Pantera in the soundtrack, and one had a Smiths cover.

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@LegionofBluePSU W̶r̶i̶g̶l̶e̶y̶Nittanyville

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@sharpalright Saw this, and did a quick fact check. This is a false statement. Penn State gets the 2nd fewest foul calls in the entire country, 12.9 per game, versus the fewest by Jacksonville at 12.3. https://t.co/088LHeuGzt

The point is still valid. Keep tellin' 'em, @sharpalright.

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@GailSimone Is......that a euphemism?

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@diamondsutra FFS, Andy. I had enough productivity killers already, and now I'm having to figure out how to use these lyrics in an HR approved manner when talking to my coworkers in Bangalore. Thanks, bish.

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@IanColdwater I once (may have, potentially) successfully explained to my parents what my job is.

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@Jeanna350

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@NeolithicSheep @LiteratiJon Considering whether or not to lay odds on at least one drag show in Texas proving that statement wrong...

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@KBSpangler Indeed. As an apology, everyone should send you a few hundred stuffed koalas. Just let me find that link on Alibaba again...

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@Ali_IngNews Red as a wearable color is banned until after we finish up with Ohio State, Indiana, Maryland, and Rutgers. I mean, go Phils, I guess, but sorry, no red.

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@alstizo @hodgetwins @TheBabylonBee @ADL You wanna take this one?

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@ckrause_31 Liked the article on purpose of the White Out. We're all upset that it wasn't for OSU, but I understand that it was Fox Big Noon Kickoff🤮causing that pooch screw. Just one research fail: OSU-PSU in 2005 ended 17-10. #TambaHali #TheSack

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@DonWoJo @DrJSports69 @Indthinker22 @ReverendWarnock It wasn't a badge. It was a participation trophy. He's a law enforcement officer about as much as my kid was a pilot because of the wing pin he got from the flight attendant on his first airplane ride.

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Stop sleeping on @PennStateFball 😤🦁

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