Blake Spellacy

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@WBCSays God at you crazies.

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I love reading the bible with my man. #faith #love 💏

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I just shocked myself on a bologna sandwich. Worst super power discovery since wolverine killing his dad.

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Well that was a bust

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It was seussi fucking cal!!

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@patrickmullenjr the missus begged me to

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"Magic Mike" is literally the worst movie made since Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

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Drinkin problem? Sounds like a money makin problem to me!

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My split second decision to get hearty Italian bread at subway instead of the usual Italian herbs and cheese....was....a mistake

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Nice guys don't even finish last. They die on the track.

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SO MUCH SOUP

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Two words: Chipotle sandwich

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Standing in my room in blue underwear and black knee socks eatin noodles. #whatofit

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@TommyCraig11 like I'm reading the back of a Doritos bag

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Man with giant beard in Ohio: successful business man. Man with giant beard in New York: homeless

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Please don't put "and/or" on an ingredients list. It makes me uneasy

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Surprise Fun concert!! #BestGirlfriendEver

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If early morning classes were a girl, they'd be a fat one who likes horses and tells on you when you cheat.

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A republican gay is like a black nazi