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bald forklift certified quirked up white guy • (he/him)

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the vintage market for wrestling merchandise can absolutely contain some sticker shock, but if you do the digging you can find some authentic items that aren’t the company itself cashing in on nostalgia. plus they’ll have the old WWF logo, given they’re from before the switch.

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to anyone complaining about this design i assure you that for the same price as retail or marginally more, you could buy a secondhand tee from someone online who is trying to pay their bills or make an income.

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

New official Stone Cold Steve Austin merchandise.

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thought i was up for a minute and then it didn’t give me my sticker

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@lastximpression good point

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i gotta stop tweeting about going to the bathroom

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when your pee is the perfect amount of yellow to make the blue toilet water baja blast color >>>

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when i turn 30 i’m putting auto caps back on

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a breaking benjamin band called fracturing franklin

[Dad Rock Connoisseur @butterflywteeth]

A Breaking Benjamin band called Accosting Alexander

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@foxxyllama apparently it’s to breathe through their noses! or so i saw someone say. makes sense though 🤷‍♂️

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shout out the uso brothers but why is it cheaper to meet bron breakker, the intercontinental champion, and LIV MORGAN???

[dee ❦ is seeing ari on 8/6 @monesaults]

wwe is soo greedy bro like wtf 😭😭

[weird barbie @stickseashan]

if anyone was going to send me graduation money, now would be a really good time (im struggling)

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one of the most underrated covers and not talked about enough https://t.co/grT6GzBQI1

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$10M from the day you were born would give you ~$118k/yr until you’re 85 btw

[Hotspot @hotspotloop]

DDG is currently under fire for claiming $10,000,000 isn’t enough to sustain you for a lifetime 😬

"You'll be broke by 50

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coworker and i found a calculator in the locker room and i typed 80085 on it and showed it to him and then he types in 5138008 and flips it upside down

dudes rock

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@stickseashan pictures that look straight from pinterest and a face straight out a magazine

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have you ever considered how post malone is living up to “white iverson” with how on his latest album he made an insane crossover

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might get a pair myself for nostalgia

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recession indicator

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Stephon Marbury plans to relaunch his affordable $15 Starbury sneaker that he dropped in 2005. “He wanted the community to benefit more from the affordability of the sneakers than make a bigger profit.

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@igotdefeverman copacedick