katie

tell your mom i said thanks (she/her)

[katie @leafsparx]

JUST ME AND MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND AWSTEN KNIGHT

[katie @leafsparx]

@caitschlieger EEEEEEE

[katie @leafsparx]

boyfriend and i are officially moving in together in august and im so fucking geeked about it bro

[katie @leafsparx]

i've always thought of awsten as a good singer but hes gotten SOOOOO GOOD

[katie @leafsparx]

awsten has a masters degree in yearnology with a focus in loverboy

[katie @leafsparx]

THE BACKING VOCALS AND GUITAR WORK ON BETTER THAN THERAPY IM LITERALLY SICK TO MY STOMACH I LOVEEEE WATERPARKS

[katie @leafsparx]

@IHEAARTHOTDADS yumb

[𝑳⃪𝑬⃪𝑨⃪𝑭⃪𝑺⃪𝟒⃪𝟏⃪𝟔⃪ @Leafs416_]

“A valued piece to a winning team”

#LeafsForever

[katie @leafsparx]

@kniesyfied it's okay i support you this is funny asf

[katie @leafsparx]

BEST NEWS I COULD HEAR RN

[David Pagnotta @TheFourthPeriod]

Leafs GM John Chayka says Matthew Knies has all the pieces (power forward, contract, etc.) he feels is a valued piece to a winning team. He’ll listen on trade talk, but seems like he’s not overly motivated to move him barring a monstrous offer.

[katie @leafsparx]

i’m sorry you’re telling me theres a prospect named JOHNNY BRAVO like the cartoon

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Proud to present my eighth and final ranking and mock draft for the 2026 NHL Entry Draft.

It's not the strongest class I've scouted - that explains some of the trades we've seen - but there are some real hidden gems here. #NHLDraft

[Milk Boyz 🍁 @AustonStachews]

Yea my asking price is too high

[katie @leafsparx]

pope leo wants to read my 50k word fic about my crackship doesnt he

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. https://t.co/FEmCrdQ392

[katie @leafsparx]

still love mr woll but i wont let myself be construed as a flyers fan on accident

[katie @leafsparx]

new @ RIP wollerparks welcome leafsparx

[katie @leafsparx]

@mcclusk i’m sorry chris mccluskey i couldn’t help myself

[katie @leafsparx]

this tweet reads like a linkedin post

[Chris McCluskey @mcclusk]

On how we got here with Matthew Knies…

Say you’ve got a mint ‘69 Chevy Nova in your garage. You love that car, not looking to sell it.

If I call you and offer you more than you think it’s worth, you’ll have to think about it. Cool, let me know.

Now I’ve got a big mouth and like to talk shop with the boys, so I tell all my car buddies I made you an offer.

Saturday afternoon, you roll up to the weekly car show and all the motorheads heard I might be buying that car, which means you might be selling it. They want to know what you want for it.

Some of these guys live in an actual trailer. Some of them have real money. All a bunch of car guys who love your car.

You’re like woah… I mean, I never said I was selling my car, but now there’s a bidding war going on.

Matthew Knies is your ‘69 Chevy Nova.

[katie @leafsparx]

my only take on the speculated knies trade is that i really don’t want us to lose our village idiot

[katie @leafsparx]

they can't trade our village idiot

[Willyston Riellander @nylanderthews]

🚨CJ with a MASSIVE update 🚨

[katie @leafsparx]

i need to be put down

[Siobhan Nolan @SGNolan]

Joseph Woll said he was “messing with some hockey cards” (he’s an avid collector) when he got the trade call. Said he was pretty sad to hear the news and went for a walk, then Benoit called him excited that they were coming to Philly together, which majorly lifted Woll’s spirits.

[katie @leafsparx]

i refuse to follow the flyers on socials but once the season starts im gonna be creeping those accounts for woll content like i'm a toxic ex