Cait Schlieger

/ / actor / / dumbass / / 1997 / / she / /

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@leafsparx ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME HELL YEAH

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

God I can’t find a fucking job and I feel like suck a goddamn loser. Too much of a pussy to do the thing I actually went to school for fuck

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@IAmATree78 EXACTLYYYYYY after the way she was treated at the school we went to she deserves these flowers and more

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@IAmATree78 YES AND IN ALLURE!!! Cannot wait for their inevitable book deal

[kitten @endgametlsc]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@wollerparks Wait stop mine is 27

[frick @gofrickurself]

Squirt isn’t pee it’s like some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications
of its hazards yet. Mf hoe

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@wollerparks Ugliest shit I’ve ever seen fr

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

as a large boob-haver at only 4’11 so they look even bigger than they are, i am genuinely so frustrated that women are still having to explain that there’s no way for us to throw on a new pair of business-casual tits for work

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy 80th Birthday to John Waters!

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Im at the function saying strange and off-putting things

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@wollerparks IM GONNA

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

Neither work crush was there today whats even the point

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

boy fuck you and that pretty voice and those big biceps

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

Remember when people were mad at awsten for using midol lmao

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@wollerparks Gimmie his number and call and leave cryptic dog messages

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

@SexKitten99999 Slurpin on it

[Cait Schlieger @caitschlieger]

Cause I could bite it off in a moments notice and he makes cool sounds

[Joam Luxurious @JxnW]

Ask /why/ “women enjoy giving blowjobs.”

Could it be that a woman’s value is a function of her sexual performance?

That masochism is a “feminine” trait because we /teach/ women the role of sexual submission?

Enjoy the blowjob, but REFLECT on it.