:)

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

that shit was beautiful man i might be Puerto Rican from now on if that’s cool with yall

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[Mads @europemaxxed]

things that scare me:
employment
unemployment
getting married
never getting married
having kids
never having kids
falling in love
never falling in love again

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that

[Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner]

Coming soon:

OPERATION HUSKY FARMBOY

OPERATION THROBBING MEMBER

OPERATION STRAPPING MANSERVANT

OPERATION MORNING WOOD

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

.@HillaryClinton lowkey if you posted “it’s true 😭” right now you’ll probably win 2028

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

What if Trump is actually THROATUS

[digger shovel charts and updates @smellypastagirl]

when you make some BULSHITTTT for dinner but it has to be your lunch tomorrow too

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

The way she’s chopped beyond belief

[bug girl @buggirl]

i don’t give a fuck what kind of food people buy with their food stamps and i don’t give a fuck about a few people taking advantage of a system if it means even 1 person who is hungry gets help to buy food