braden young

art dept 🌱

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

hopefully the tweet doesn’t come back to haunt me but i have been drinking a lot of ice water lately

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

guys idk if im cut out to be a set designer anymore, how the fuck so i make this bathroom look more demure??

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

y’all be all up in arms about pineapple on pizza and nobody wants to talk about the absolute capitol offense of putting broccoli on it. that shit sucks!!

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

RIP 99¢ Only store y’all held me down with wonderbread and kraft singles when i moved into my first apartment at 17 yrs old. also every year after that for chips and candy

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

im trying to shoot way more when i get back to LA

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

ok back to regular life

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

once my fire cider is done brewing (2 more days) i will be become an impenetrable force of health and and wellness; immune to all of you ugly disease ridden maggots

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

anything tuscan is automatically so fucking good i want to live in tuscany and my whole diet to be tuscan

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

on day 10 of not drinking for no other reason other than i’ve been too busy and next days off are in 2 weeks… one of the jobs are in vegas too so idk if i’ll deprive myself too much lol

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

if i owned a gym i would invent a sink for the locker room that didn’t have water all over the fucking countertop

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

the whole “you’re paying for all of the square footage, so you should touch the ceiling” is exactly why i swerve in and out of lanes, even sometimes off the sides of the roads completely, like i’m paying for all these mfs anyways like i’m getting my moneys worth..

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

about to collect so much fuckin rain water tomorrow this hurricane about to set me up with a whole retirement plan

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

liquid death should come out with beer

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

@AYSAMO nothin like it!

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

i think that the fedora was actually a pretty good way of creating a universal piece of clothing for cool guy peacocking but history has proven that the only true timeless cool guy peacocking is only through cigs and alcohol

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

could easily watch this for 12 episodes straight and be on the edge of my seat the whole time wondering how this shit gon pan out

[Markaroni @sagiterrorist8]

I cant watch a Filipino telenovela.. cause wtf is this?? 😂😩😩

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

insanely higher cost, causing them to sit empty, cuz nobody wants to fucking pay that much to park their car, and really only be available to upper class dicks, under this idea of it being luxury now. it’s not luxury, it’s a parking spot that used to be free. its a fucking scam

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

after police, the next bullshit we should abolish is valet parking. there is already huge parking issues in dense cities with not enough places to park per car, and open spaces which would be available to the public for free or at a low metered cost, are seized and resold at an

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

@ashgrimmx @timcisilino ur not going!

[braden young @bradenyoung__]

@ashgrimmx @timcisilino ok i dipped in