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[Brad @bradhunt1]

@Independent Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Paul McCartney is a great advert for vegetarianism, look at him, 80! John Lennon never embraced it and he didn’t live half as long. Makes you think

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m ok guys thanks for your concern

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

Don’t fuck with a comedian.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

rewatching the dark knight and im crying at how harvey dent ain’t know it was the Joker until he took off the mask 😭😭

[The Gravy Train @TheGravyTrainUK]

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[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Eating an apple to cancel out the curry I had last night and the croissant I had this morning. That’s how diet works. You can cancel the bad stuff. Eaten a family size box of Maltesers to yourself ? Eat some celery. Done some heroin? Eat a grape. Back on track. 😎

[Brad @bradhunt1]

@BattleRoyaleCoD

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Imagine the poor bloke shooting his shot asking out the girl from work he fancies on WhatsApp seconds before it went down. What a brutal few hours of waiting for that guy.

[Brad @bradhunt1]

@edburton34 🤞

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

A cheese omelet is made out of stuff that came out of a cow’s nipple and a chicken’s vagina

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekday.

[Brad @bradhunt1]

@JustAliceOh Chance would be a fine thing

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Just had to cut someone out my life forever for referring to an area of their house as a ‘reading nook’.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Would watch a six part Netflix documentary series on the Colin the Caterpillar M&S and Aldi lawsuit.

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[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Remember that Jackie weaver video? That was 8 months ago now. Crazy.

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market: