Attn: guys wondering which art form to take up
In years past, I've written poems for my wife
This Valentine's Day, I wrote and played her a song
Guess which went over a million times better
I can't afford eggs, my kid has the whooping cough, and the data center down the road has caused my electricity bill to triple. But at least the mascot for my town's high-school football team is still a drunk guy dressed up as an American Indian.
Actor: So, am I being pathetically obsequious here or am I manipulating the president via flattery?
Director: Yes.
A: And it's landing, or does the president kinda hate it?
D: Yes.
A: And everyone including the audience knows the score.
D: Yep. Places, everybody. From one.
.@SecRubio: "For the first time in probably 4 decades, the American foreign policy is driven by what is good for America and Americans... and that sort of clarity is transformational."
Literary agent: I like this and this and specifically this and give me this crossed with this and a retelling of this that takes place here in this particular time featuring this exact character and do not send me this, this, or especially this and never this. Also, surprise me!
Six consecutive Will Smith championships
2020: LA DODGERS - Catcher Will Smith
2021: Atlanta Braves - Pitcher Will Smith
2022: Houston Astros - Pitcher Will Smith
2023: Texas Rangers - Pitcher Will Smith
2024: LA DODGERS - Catcher Will Smith
2025: LA DODGERS - Catcher Will Smith