Eliza

sliding down from heaven on a stripper pole

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I wanna read a book but the internet is all panic and boobies and I can’t get enough

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

This is so embarrassing and out of touch that its almost hilarious and charming .. almost

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

and here we are…..

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

Need to make out with Addison Rae for male attention at a party

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I have the munchies (munchausen by proxy)

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

Btw I got a water cup at Taco Bell and the guy told me I could put whatever I want in it

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I don’t really care for the gender binary but I will say the only man in my Pilates class ripped a massive fart

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I don’t care if I get canceled I have stocked away thousands of ten dollars

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

Wtf my boyfriend just said his celebrity hall pass is Ruby Franke

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I love hanging out with guy friends because I never have to think of ends for my sentences

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

@corypeterlane This is real I did this to m word

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

Dreamed that everybody was catastrophically angry with me, perfect way to start the year

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I actually had a kid when I was a virgin too but you don’t see me making a big deal about it

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

"Mr. Grey will see you now."
Me:

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Welcome to the world of oligarchy.

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I don’t like that Gracie Abrams song but know if I listen to it enough I will. This is sick. Sick.

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

Damn dandruff back at it again with the white flakes!!!!! Just thought of this would’ve been hilarious in 2016

[Eliza @bradley69cooper]

I can’t get a jar open and my boyfriend is in India has anyone ever been more pathetic

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘WICKED’ is now the highest grossing musical adaptation of all time at the domestic box office.

The previous record was held by ‘GREASE’ (1978)