brads 🫵

im a mommy

[ShaneLA7 @strait_vibinn]

“I’m so glad House of the Dragon is back”

60 minutes later:

[nonô @elliexromania]

eu quando tô assistindo a guerra que matou todos os dragões e um dragão morre #HouseOfTheDragon

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

There’s not a lot of unique sentences left in the English language, but I can almost guarantee this was one of them

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

im curious if gorillas kno how funny they are

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

“UM AcKsHUaLlY iTs NoT FReE Our TaXEs PaY FOr It” yeah it’s almost as if that’s what our taxes should be paying for instead of israel day parades

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that

[jules 🏹 cr— fire & blood @girlpaladins]

jon: i must go to winterfell rescue my sister arya

arya, across the sea, in a death cult:

[𝙼𝚜. 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @ShaVonneBoggs]

Do men ever mind there business

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

We see pictures of the beautiful gift we’ve been given from outerspace, and we’re down here nuking it with bombs. How undeserving we are

[brads 🫵 @bradleycouch]

Watching this live on tv was so exciting and seeing that it was Soler of all people made it even crazier

[Football @BostonConnr]

The baseball punch is revolutionary for Baseball brawls

You get hit clean with a stone like that it will put you down

Lopez just changed the game

[Praise @tufpraise]

oh to be a duck gliding through cherry blossom water and not having a care in the world.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Finally, some wholesome and quality content.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

don’t ever let America tell you they don’t have enough money to feed the homeless , house families , rebuild schools and end poverty in the US