We need more pet divorce, it’s a huge potential market. Big money there. Don’t want your dogs married anymore? Ok let’s get them divorced.
This can work
I don't work for Applebee's or anything, but you guys should go check out Applebee's on Mondays and Tuesdays. $2.99 you-call-its, any drink you want. Crown Royal even. Take a $20 bill with you and get shitfaced. Pull your dick out at the bar even. They don't care!!!