Bradlie 🦦

My good friends call me Brad

[neural nets. @cneuralnetwork]

this year

[Bradlie 🦦 @bradliedru]

@badgreenboi Omg i haven’t seen you in years

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[nicole @starsweeperr]

he’s literally the blueprint of middle aged man i want to fuck. i want to fuck matt damon

[chico @psychicslayer1]

when the world needed her most she RETURNED?!

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

he knows ball

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Open the schools

[nitsi | in the pitt of succession .ᐟ @hosseinisgeckos]

does this make him a Disney prince now

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

I'm 10 years Clean & Sober today & yes we celebrate with funfetti cake. The comeback is always greater than the setback

[Smitty @BeardownSmitty]

Everyone deleting their Alabama shouldn’t be in the playoff tweets

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

ages of said children:

- Ming Lee Simmons is 25 years old
- Aoki Lee Simmons is 23 years old

stop. full sentence.

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

I’M ACTUALLY WHEEZING RN

[sav 🩺 mourning samira @mohabboting]

watch your back

[joseph @stinkbug]

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are

[𝘱𝘪𝘹𝘪𝘦 @hardcandyIaw]

40 days until the pitt season 2

[Bradlie 🦦 @bradliedru]

I had a dream that Bobby came back on #911 and I never wanted to wake up.

[ben @PunishedBenn]

just saw this image and my hate for Netflix has grown somehow even more