Brad Milison

literally the only reason I'm still on this app is to find a ticket to TAYLOR
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[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@Aleex_balderas are these still available? I can't DM you because I'm not "verified"

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@ErasTourResell @xStrawbari I can't DM but I'm very interested!

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@ErasTourResell would love to be considered!

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@ErasTourResell if there's one things that could get me to tweet in years it's TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT TIX. sending myself good vibes.

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

uhh @TikTokSupport why do I need to use another social media platform to send you a message versus being able to in your own app? anyway, how do I get my 1099 form from you?

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@MattCatanzano @AndyBeckerman @Blacktress it's already sold out and I am DEVASTATED

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

try saying "Tilda Swinton's Tinder Swindler" ten times fast

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@katiemathewson recently someone asked how old I was and I said I was two years younger than I actually am. I realized what I said, laughed, and corrected myself, but then they just thought I was insecure about my age which is not the case!

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

tomorrow is 2022 yet I’m over here still writing "two thousand and late" on some of my checks smh

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@postmdernsleaze @ParamountTVS @hbomax one of my favorite books of the past ten years! I've been looking forward to this show and I can't wait to watch.

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ughhh why do I feel so sick

*ignores 37 reese's wrappers in trash*

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

my halloween costume was the Ever Given aka the cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal for six days

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me walking through my apartment after a full day of Santa Ana winds

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@moviemazz @AngelaBishop I just carried multiples bags full of food and now? you expect? me to "prepare" something??

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

me staring at $150 worth of groceries I just bought: hmm you know what sounds good for dinner? literally none of this

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

@InterruptingDad your screen grab cut off before we could see which option you chose?

[Brad Milison @bradmilison]

serious question how do boxers not cry when they get hit

[Maria Dirolf @MariaDirolf]

DARKER SHADES X LORE
Accused of a crime he didn’t commit, a 17 YO runaway gets caught up in a war in a parallel world where shadows eat starlight & people slip through time and space. His only chance of survival? Helping a fugitive find her sister. #PitMad #YAF

[Maria Dirolf @MariaDirolf]

DARKER SHADES X THE BORROWERS
🔸A 17 YO thief who is not a thief.
🔸A fugitive from a parallel world searching for her missing sister.
🔸A 3000 year old family secret that could change both worlds forever.
#PitMad #YAF #unlikelyheroes