It’s one thing when other people jokingly call you the English teacher/gym teacher, but it’s so obnoxiously twee and irritating to refer to YOURSELF that way when you’re wealthy celebrities who’ve never had a 9 to 5.
I need England to win so that Jude and haaland can be reunited and we can hv some good old Haalingham yaoi like the good old days when they played for dortmund together xx