Nicole Connell

Actress & Theatre Guru! Love: My Family & Friends, Take That, Mumford & Sons and anything Pink! Hate: Animal Cruelty & Abba!

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

Hey @TVSanjeev please tell me Ram Sidhu is going to make another appearance in the new series??? I bloody love that guy (I know I shouldn’t, but I do)

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@MrPitbull07 We adopted our boys together and they bring each other so much joy! Please keep them together :)

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@bushontheradio We have magic keys that he uses. We leave one at the front door and one at the back!

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@MartinSLewis I went to King Alfred’s College (now Winchester University) from 99-2002. This was the first year that you had to pay course fees and it was only £1000 per year, so yes, it was financially worth it!

[Drama Groups @DramaGroups]

Simply Theatre @SimplyTheatre_ is holding auditions for "Anything Goes" see https://t.co/XH5G8Ihl7H #Auditions #UK #Nov2025 - you can list your audition at @DramaGroups absolutely free! #amdram @followers

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

Alfie from @C4Gogglebox just said he was the only person that had been sexually assaulted by a Dolphin….er….#metoo

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@radiobobbie Me too! Happy Birthday to you x

[Take That @takethat]

We’re so excited to be bringing back The Circus Live in 2026! 🎪 Next summer, in stadiums across the UK & Ireland, we’ll celebrate people, music, and the wonder of human creativity. We can’t wait to take you back to that magical place - the same iconic set with new surprises...

[BBC The One Show @BBCTheOneShow]

Take That are here to ✨ Shine ✨ and you won’t want to miss it! They’re dropping by following their big announcement...👀

Send them your questions! https://t.co/vuzUQE9La2

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@autcareandshare Don’t bother with the drinks package. Unless you drink something like 8 drinks per day, it’s not worth it!!

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

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[Take That @takethat]

The Circus Live - Summer 2026! We can’t wait to have you there with us 💙

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@sazmi @takethat If I see Jason I will die!!!!!!

[Take That @takethat]

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[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

CIRCUS IS BAAAAAAACK!!!! Please tell me this is real @GaryBarlow you would make my year!!!!

[Take That @takethat]

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[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@Hybrid_Ola Mine was ripped out during labour, as it all went wrong last minute. Must have come out as they pulled me down the bed……didn’t notice until after. While I had it, it was a godsend!!

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@JasonManford @DavidLloydYork Yep! Totally with you, Jason!! Keep at it and I wish you all the best. You look great, so happy and healthy!

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

I wish Patrick and his fucking spleen would just fuck off! #LoveIsBlindUK

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

@daraobriain @SixtCar @Avis is also just as bad, literally took more than $300 off us in unauthorised fees in April and are now ghosting me when I try and communicate with them!

[Nicole Connell @BradsMrs]

Just watched @ItsASinTV again….don’t know why I do it to myself, as I just cry my eyes out but, the whole thing is simply stunning! I enjoy the friendships and the story telling so much…..