Brad Stoneking

the human behind @piedmontbrandco.

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Zuckface taking on Muskrat.

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Sincere question: who hurt @GovRonDeSantis? #DeSadness

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Sincere question: When is the @DNC going to actually start giving a shit about what Democrats actually want. I like Joe, but it’s time to give us something new. #primariesanddebates

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Turns out it was not, in fact, #BOtime @Bojangles @BoHines

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{cracks knuckles and hopes this is the one that does it} @systemofadown does not possess the testicular fortitude to release a new album in this political climate. #provemewrong

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Got myself a new furchild. Introducing “Huckleberry” Finnegan Stoneking. #dogsofinstagram #bassethound #bassethoundsofinstagram https://t.co/VgHo9Mzjvw

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Can’t believe they did Yaddle like that. #justiceforyaddle #StarWarsTalesOfTheJedi

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If the matrix wanted to keep me sedated it would definitely disguise the blue pill as a @zantac360 #over40things

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@Joshua_Ariza Seen.

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@Joshua_Ariza Star Wars High Republic: Light of the Jedi.

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I get that it’s spooky season, but maybe white folks should avoid insta-trends that involve wearing white sheets in public places.

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@Nextdoor is like if you decided to talk to the @PeopleofWalmart.

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@Joshua_Ariza Do the whole thing in emoji

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I was having just a regular ol Monday and then I realized there’s only 28 more sleeps until @adobemax!

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Sometimes your day really does come down to “do I want to continue NEVER supporting that MAGA run business VS. do I need that blueberry donut?”

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Dear @POTUS, do weed next.#LegalizeIt

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I like how DeSantis always looks like he can’t believe people are buying this bullshit. Republicans are the kinda sheep that love getting fleeced.

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TWEETS FROM NYC: No. 3 - In regards to the roads: there are no lanes, merely spaces. Your cab is like a cat. If it fits, we sits. I’m traffic. #NYC

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@hollygressley Hello! @piedmontbrandco has brand in the name.

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TWEETS FROM NYC: No. 2 - There don’t seem to be enough trash cans. #NYC