Brady

I’m sorry Jason Kidd

[Brady @bradyjhanson]

May thy knife chip and shatter

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

trump could say "tomorrow we are bombing toledo ohio because im bored" and we'd still get liberals on Twitter saying "this is not normal."

[Pitless @pitlessball]

Georgia Anthony Edwards tape

[Wemby Central 💔 @WembyCentral]

Shai: “I just won MVP and a ring!”
KD: “Houston here I come!”
LeBron: “Let’s go we got Luka!”

The Victor Wembanyama subplot:

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

me wondering why Pedro Pascal never has “anxiety” around his male co-workers

[j @tampaburner_]

All in June btw

[Alexander Sheppard 🇺🇸 @NotAlexSheppard]

Israel was established in 1948.

It was named that so you would connect it to the Israel in the Bible, which it actually has nothing to do with.

[BBALLBREAKDOWN @bballbreakdown]

Fans: The game is unwatchable unless defense is allowed to play!!!

Refs: Okay, we'll allow more physicality

Fans: (realizing this helps their opponent, too) WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS HACKING!!

[Brady @bradyjhanson]

This probably hit so hard if you’re stupid

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: F-35, we're doing an upgrade, a simple upgrade, but we're also doing an F-55. I'm going to call it an F-55, and that's going to be a substantial upgrade, but it's going to be also with two engines because the F 35 has a single engine. I don't like single engines.

[gatsu @0xgats]

Been loving older women recently. Something about a girl who is almost 24

[Kyrie Center @kyriecenterig]

BRANDON WILLIAMS

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

this lil nigga crazy, I picked the wrong puppy 😭

[Brady @bradyjhanson]

@broo0752081105 Tweet is so tuff twin

[Mavs Film Room 🐴🎥 @MavsFilmRoom]

Fire the coaching staff
Fire the front office
Rebrand
Offer major concessions to fans
Put an end to the new arena talk
Be humble

This is the only way the Mavs organization can expect their fans to move on and not abandon them en masse.

[𝘑 ✰ 𝘡 𝘡 🩵 @jazz626_]

I hate Nico Harrison. My children will hate him. My grandchildren will hate him. My great grandchildren will hate him. My entire bloodline will hate him.

[dill doe🐐👑 @patrici50241513]

Guys I don’t think I’ll ever get over Luka until I die lowkey

[‏۟ @yesirski]

put them wired headphones away ur not a vibe

[Maria @mlstrat]

as an actually funny person, i kinda hate april fools day. amateur hour

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

If ur depressed u should sit in bed all day and wait for something to change

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[moose #protanking @roadto80pct]

being a lebron fan is literally the easiest thing of all-time