When you were partying
I studied The Blade
When you were having premarital s*x
I mastered The Blockchain
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated Inner Strength
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Fight news coming soon ๐
Since I don't spend much time in county jails, homeless shelters, methadone centers, or dodgy, unlicensed, outdoor barber-shops, it's unlikely we'll see each other in person anytime soon.
Baby gronk just got me in a rear naked chokehold and it took 2 grown men to get him off of me. he flashed 15 bands in my face while i was laying on the concrete trying to collect myself. My girl saw the whole thing
So embarrassing that the news had to come out like this but i am seeking future employment. i ran the custodian team like the navy at twitter for 4 long years and have the resume to prove it