Brahminboy

(SATIRE ONLY) Scriptures,gita,vedas, Fruitarian,pot-belly,6-pack aspiring brahmin. In search of self-realisation.

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

#ForTheGramam

[NASA @NASA]

We’re saddened by the passing of legendary @Jeopardy host Alex Trebek. Earlier this year, he helped us recruit the next generation of astronauts – a testament to his dedication to challenging us to expand our knowledge.

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

Word.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Already drunk

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

In other news.. it’s quite shameful that the #Tanishq ad was taken down. Really though.. for once there’s a meaningful and classy ad that made sense and people wanted it removed? SMH 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

I see you pseudo tech enthusiasts. Where are you now when I need you..

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

iPad Air... yay/nay? #iPadAir

Before you ask, looking to replace my MacBook Air.

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

iPad Air... yay/nay? #iPadAir

Before you ask, looking to replace my MacBook Air.

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

Near real-time ghee ingestion #ProductIdea #GoFigure

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

Sunday = 🏃‍♂️ + 🍰 + 🍺
Yo @Oatmeal! Thanks for the motivation and dangling a virtual cake to get me moving. #beattheblerch

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

In a potential big win for renewable energy, Form Energy gets its first grid-scale battery installation https://t.co/Bw8O74zDc9 | by @jshieber

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

Hmm.. k. Good night.

[namaah @thehappyn00dle]

i have no further questions

[Vignesh @_vgnsh]

A long distance relationship is a tele pati, tele patni, aur woe.

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

Skillz

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

Brb, submitting application to #jellySchool

[TIME @TIME]

New Zealand reopens beaches, cafes as new coronavirus cases wane https://t.co/E2Fj2IqynQ

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

accurate.

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

@FraudMalluTommy The truth is... i did and will be going to hell for lying about it

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

Looks like I don’t know how threads on twitter work anymore. I’m randomly tweeting at people who are on middle of conversations. Welp, it’s official. Where is that app for old people?!

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

@amabirdman @npueu Hi hi hi

[Brahminboy @brahminboy]

I feel targeted, #Twitter. #curses

Are you folks clicking on these things? This retweet is negative engagement you Twitter money mongers. #rageQuit

[Verv @verv_inc]

Need only 4 weeks to become slimmer! 😍�Need only 4 weeks to become slimmer! 😍💪