brain

cat dad to poe • philly sports fan but also go yanks • hot take artist • thoughts and views are my own

[brain @brain5o]

might be a hot take but transphobes should d*e

[jess @OnlyPhanatics]

This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them

[brain @brain5o]

@SleeperNFL less than 4 points from Caleb 🥺

[brain @brain5o]

@TheFFBallers Ollie Boredom
Jordan Mas-none
Jonah ColeMAN
Slay McBride

[brain @brain5o]

Guess which offense:

QB: actually maybe dead
RB1: washed sellout
RB2: injured
RB3: injured
RB4: ass
WR1: top 10
WR2: fine
WR3: being held back
WR4: god
TE1: actually pretty good
TE2: already a bust
TE3: nostalgia bait
LT: top 10
LG: injured
C: who?
RG: whatever
RT: can’t tell

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Dalton Kincaid first 2 weeks:
12 receptions (14 targets)
225 yards
1 TD

Dalton Kincaid last 3 weeks:
4 receptions (7 targets)
52 yards
0 TD

[brain @brain5o]

@RobertHarrisonv @PanasonicDX4500 you mean the guy who just got suspended for headbutting a dude on the sideline? I think I’ll give Big Dom the benefit of the doubt on that one

[brain @brain5o]

@JefePil when you have a 5’11” guard it’s much more difficult to run I would imagine

[brain @brain5o]

@TheFFBallers CJ Proud
eMANuel Wilson
Teta-WHOA-a McMillian
Malik YAYbers

[brain @brain5o]

@DHSgov @BrianDawkins sue their asses into oblivion

[brain @brain5o]

@a_rai_truther @FBallAnalysisYT

[brain @brain5o]

@FBallAnalysisYT Bears def. Bills 23-17

[brain @brain5o]

who’s gonna tell him

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Hey, Lane Johnson of the Eagles: Have fun with your one and only Super Bowl ring.

[brain @brain5o]

@RealSkipBayless LOL SUP DICKHEAD

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑

[brain @brain5o]

@T_Armstead72 @AdamSchefter @nick_underhill @NFL wow was not expecting LeBron to the Saints

[Ryan Roberts @RiseNDraft]

Please don’t follow Dov Kleiman

Please don’t retweet Dov Kleiman

Please don’t give Dov Kleiman likes

Please don’t comment on Dov Kleiman posts

Please don’t engage with Dov Kleiman

Please let Dov Kleiman fade away

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

A Million Ways to Die in the west came out 12 years ago, Seth

[brain @brain5o]

we did it joe

[That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco]

So many jobs lost because a fat old pedophile with a little bit of power can’t take a joke.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.