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[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

showing ppl my writing for the first time and twiddling my thumbs waiting to hear if they will admit to me that it is ass

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

Never kill urself. take one million tasteful nudes instead and dont send them to anyone

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

i love my landlord because she is always coming up with new and exciting ways to spell my name

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

@_poutinemachine me :(

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

last night was a movie and the movie in question was good time (2017)

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

@_poutinemachine LOL

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

@scootmcgoof @weedhitter it is

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

sentencing myself to this and also not leaving the house and also upping my ssris to kill my libido for good

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

The wistful sigh of a girl with burger related desires

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

i told her shes been drafted into the Beast Games

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

the distinction of what makes something coworker music is the fact that the true tastemakers of our time are neets

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

almost passed out at work again today #Yay

[Me @marcisagenius]

Working the phones for poison control must be so fun because you get to talk to poisoned people all day

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

Okkkk

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

i dont think it would be a bad thing if packages took longer to come to your house

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

im in ivy wolks dms saying i heard u wanted to try being a dyke

[DSFI:INC:LLC:LTD @braindammidge]

ate too many avocado just because i was excited they were ripe