Brian Dow

Nobody cares what I have to say.

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

I'll wager the local taxi owners and councillors are very closely linked.
#thismorning

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

You just know Trish will take the lowest offer after encouraging everyone else to go high #thechase

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

The only way for AJ to win the #JakeJoshua fight is to brutally hospitalise him and do so very quickly. Everything else will naturally fall into the "fix" category.

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Michael Ball's new album featuring a musical first. Must be an original song then. #theoneshow

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Has Peter Kay been embalmed for the #theoneshow ?

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

As soon as I saw Dipna Anand on #jamesmartin, I said she's usually a proper bitch to her Dad. Only took seconds to prove me right.

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

I'm actually having great difficulty trying to think of any movies worse than this new Superman. The Rebel Moons don't seem as bad now.

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

@UbisoftSupport you've allowed someone to change the login details on my account, locking me out. After several raised recovery process forms, including all the info requested, including key codes associated with the account, you tell me you can't find it. Awful support.

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

How long before Ashley blames a man for the airport disruptions? #thismorning

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Christian Horner will have to go clothes shopping now since all he's got are Red Bull tops.

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

I'm no crying, you're crying, shut up right!! #therepairshop

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Thats some bullshit easy questions there. #thechase

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Fuck me, it's pretty far from a game of skill nor is anyone brave who plays it #dealornodeal

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Looks like they successfully created charcoal briquettes more than yorkshire puddings #morninglive

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

How the fuck can so many people know so little about everything, yet still think they should go on a quiz show? #tippingpoint

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Marti Pellow nailing the drunk uncle at a wedding perfectly. #maskedsingeruk

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Tonight's show is brought to you by our sponsor Ramipril, for all your hypertension needs. #michaelmcintyresbigshow

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

I'm fairly confident these 2 have bodies under the "PATIO"
P...A...T...I...O.... #lingo

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Can someone tell Tim his jacket's inside out #sundaybrunch

[Brian Dow @BrainDough]

Watching #SASRogueHeroes and @BarklemBiggs is such a brilliant actor. We need more of him please and thank you.