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Will you swear on the Bible? / I will not, said he / For the Truth is more holy / than a book to me
Welp this platform has officially cacked it.
Anybody still working for X/Twitter in 2026 will have to answer for why they thought it was a good idea to work at the kiddy p*rn factory.
@kiiroi_jacket Same attitude as the people who get outraged about a private taxi for their burrito costing twenty bucks
So much has been done to make stuff available for you, you really refuse to put in the last mile of effort or pay somebody to do it for you? Then you get no burrito lol
@Nishi_199 @kiiroi_jacket It's not supposed to be "easy", it's just supposed to be complex enough to make sure that idiots don't shoot themselves in the foot and blame the developer for handing them a loaded gun
@_SatanWatch This would have been right after Eternal September started, so plenty of Americans would have become recently familiar with the concept of somebody online screaming at them for usenetting badly
@HadaWillia91578@SandyofCthulhu "This right here is an organic machine that converts agricultural byproducts into edible protein. We call it a 'Tribble'."
@LeahLibresco I mean, who's going to know? Maybe it just happened to fall overboard and you just happened to have to stop in another port for provisions before you returned to the US...
@asmah2107 Take it down and when the bot operator complains offer to sell him the code for enough money to retire to become a goat herder in the Hebrides