My girlfriend asked to do a 69 before
I said, “whats that?” She said, “lay down and I’ll show you,” so she went to squat over my face.
As she did, she farted and jumped up and said, “sorry,” and then tried again. She then farted a second time.
With that, I jumped up and said, “I’m off, I’m fvcked if I’m hanging around for another 67 of them.”
MUSLIMS ARE SO HYGIENIC
•NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE 👟❌
•NO DOGS IN THE HOUSE 🐕❌
•WASH PARTS OF THE BODY AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY 🧼
•WASH WITH WATER AFTER 💩 💧
•WASH BEFORE PRAYER 🤲
•RINSE THE MOUTH & NOSE 👄👃
•CLIP NAILS & REMOVE BODY HAIR ✂️
•COVER FOOD & KEEP IT CLEAN 🍽️
•CLEAN CLOTHES FOR PRAYER 👕
•PURIFICATION IS PART OF FAITH ✨
The reality of Hindu-Muslim divide in India
Single Muslim family has been living in this locality for last 15 years and the girl asked him “Bhaiya are we safe here or not?”
Namo Ghat, Varanasi Video from last year’s Dev-Deepawali
People were p!ssing on the Ghat and it was going directly in the Ganga
Not even one person’s sentiments got hurt & tried to stop it
But Muslims breaking Roza & allegedly few bones in Ganga did
"We will throw Pig meat in front of their home on Eid, let's see what they will do"
Hindutva scum giving threats to Muslims on Eid
This has become so normal in India and if Muslims retaliate, they'll play victim, while the muslims will face jail and a bulldozer.
Fake News by RW propaganda handle @HindutvaDon_.
The name of the accused is Vidya Sagar. Not Mohammed Akram.
Incident is from Deoria, UP. The accused (Chacha - Uncle) took his 7 year old niece, a Class 2 student from school on false pretense, allegedly raped her in a field, strangled her, when she screamed, He threw her body into Jharhi river.
Hello @Uppolice@DeoriaPolice, These X accounts are using this unfortunate incident to target Muslim community.
"America has only black–white issues." 🇺🇸
"But in India, even Brahmins have multiple classes within their own caste." 🤡🇮🇳
Actor Annu Kapoor explains how India is divided at every level. Casteist groups refuse to change their mindset. Doom is near.
This is how Modi ji created the universe;
"First the solar system, then the earth, the oceans, India, the Himalayas, the Ganga, UP, Gujarat and finally, he created a university where Modi ji alone earned his MA degree in 'Entire Political Science.'"🤣
Dharmendra passed away.
The world will mourn him for a couple of days and shall move on.
Nobody talks about Irfan Khan or Rishi Kapoor anymore.
Observe that even celebrities and famous personalities are forgotten quickly.
So why you do care what others think about you?
Enjoy your life, take some risks and have some good memories before it comes to an end.
Why do you hesitate when you will be dead in a few years?
Apne liye jeeyo 🔥
"I love Mohammad" was found to be written on a temple in Aligarh.
- Karni sena protested
- Police detained Maulavi Mustaqeem, Gul Md. & 6 others.
- Police investigated and arrested Jeeshant Singh, Aakash saraswat & 2 others
- Jeeshant had dispute with Maulavi so he did it to frame him.