Kanishka Sharma

I was born with a PJ generator for a sense of humor. My logic is shifted and my words are twisted. #okimgoing

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Ghalib in pharmacy: "Ghilaaf-e-auzar-e-mazza-e-mohabbat ,bandish-e-izaafa-e-nasal do." Pharmacist:"Kya..?" Mrs Ghalib:"Kamine ko condom do."

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@ManUtd Amersh 10

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@cerebralriot @CPFC

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@goalsside @grok why did this happen?

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@patrickdwsn @UnitedStandMUFC Haaland scouted by ole, Ciceado and Alverez by Rangnick. So it wasn't the scouting it was the mangement at the top that said no.

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@Syndicate really wanted to buy the 10 year anniversary hoodie, but you don't deliver to India. I have messaged you this in 2023 as well. Waiting since forever for delivery in India to to start.

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@Fangs_Shui @cerebralriot Lol ye hamari discussion ho gai hai. I don't have a clue. Hence, he has opted to go on twitter sorry X.

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@PureNautanki Not a pilot... Sorry no experience. #okimgoing

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@Fangs_Shui A total overhaul of the backroom staff and owners is needed, but that too depends on the greed of the glazers.

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@SyndicateOG @Syndicate would love to buy life's too short hoodie, but you don't deliver to India 😭

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@ThatRedDeviL Sabki ek na ek X to hai hi #okimgoing

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@ThatRedDeviL Wingreens (sorry for the late reply)

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@burgerbang_ One of the best burgers I had during my 1 year in Bangalore. I have been recommending them to everyone I know. Great work!

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@ThatRedDeviL Why this 2011?

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@lady_gabbar Jitni chillam chilli karni hai Karo, Jo khana hai Khao, jitna pina hai piyo, Jo gane bajane hai bajao... I mean epic hai ye ghar ka scene!

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@UberINSupport Here are the screenshots from the app and the notifications.

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@UberINSupport how does one report a driver when he does not end the trip after reaching your location? I found out 5 minutes later and had to cancel the trip and i have now been charged extra for it.

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@ashantyazcueta Yea nothing much 🤣😂🤣

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@WoooMonsta 🤣🤣🤣