Boneless Couches

My couch has no bones. I have no spine.

[Boneless Couches @brainstain94]

If AI deserves personhood then animals are people.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: President Trump allowed Jensen Huang to fly on Air Force One to China despite warnings that he had allegedly been compromised by a Chinese spy, per ABC

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

Boomers being able to buy houses on one year's salary and get into top positions with little friction was actually a Cold War compromise to make sure they don't become Communists.

[My Archer, My Fryboy @Swol_Radguy]

The year is 1998. GTA runs at 30 and Ocarina of Time runs at 20

The year is 2026. Ocarina of Time runs at 60 and GTA runs at 20

[Addisu Demissie @ASDem]

From which county now?

[Alfredo Brown @AlfredoABrown]

Kirk Cousins and the Vikings:

[attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re sexy Curtis Sliwa

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if god was actually non-binary then church coffee would taste a lot better

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

JUST IN: A democratic socialist candidate who is originally from Gaza will challenge John Fetterman, the Democratic senator from Pennsylvania, in 2028, per the Guardian

[Boneless Couches @brainstain94]

Justin Jefferson needs to demand a trade

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Let’s get lost tonight. You could be my Chinese spy tonight

[Zaid @OkayItsZaid]

Startup idea: Viagra for women called Niagara

[Nick Bateman (CBB guru) @nickbateman33]

“My drug addict freak of a wife fucking smokes insane weed and cigs all the time”

[Uriah 🕉 @Uriah_On_Here]

Cardinals should trade for Marvin Harrison Jr.

[Boneless Couches @brainstain94]

@paulpattersonff How bout Puka for Golden?

[Paul Patterson @paulpattersonff]

Replies on this are pure gold

[The Clipfather @TheClipfather]

yeah we need more data centers

[Miły 🧡 @MilyMiszczu]

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK #OcarinaOfTime

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

Silicon Valley: AI is gonna take your job and then kill everyone

Normies: ok we are voting against the data centers

Silicon Valley: wait why would you do that

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

Yeah bro we’re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there