If you have a big dick there is no way you can really fail at life. If things get bad you can just look at your big dick and get happy, if they go good you can do the same but feel double happy. It's quite unfair, really.
By far this is the most viral clip I've filmed in my career ending up on various tv shows, a gif on whatsapp (type in fish) and multiple memes though 99% of people aren't aware it was me who filmed this over 10 years ago now! I'm slightly worried this clip will be my legacy!