Austin

[Alexander Fox @AlexanderFoxEtc]

Had the pleasure of meeting Anne Widdecombe at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY homophobic.

[Mike @MikeyHobson3]

Half time in the 0-0 against Rotherham, was that pissed I genuinely thought he’d blown for full time and wondered why the walk back to the bus was so quiet

[Tom @WiggumCharm]

Went to a restaurant where the gimmick was that you could draw on the table.

In the end, I decided to show the wife me drawings - just a shame I only had a yellow felt tip… @maxandpaddyline

[Rosid🥀 ⚣🚩 @BitterMarxist]

Someone tell the princess of Norway to put on a shirt, bro...

[Dave Tickner @tickerscricket]

Belgium-Senegal has no business being there. The football equivalent of a Test that is shit for four-and-a-half days then gets an outrageous finish it didn't deserve and all comedians pop up on here to say "Test cricket, you just can't beat it" having never mentioned it before.

[dan @DanAV___]

hendo going over the advertising boards

[cr imo @consbcfc]

That David Bentley video is fucking fantastic.😂😂😂😂😂

[🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱 @jackalbion96]

A man facing up to an entire stand of Mexicans in what appears to be a Rickie Lambert England Shirt, beautiful.

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Nottingham Forest is delighted to announce the appointment of Oliver Glasner as the Club’s new Head Coach.

One of Europe's most respected and progressive coaches, Glasner joins Forest with an outstanding reputation for developing players, building ambitious attacking teams and delivering success at the highest level of the game. His leadership, tactical expertise and winning mentality make him the ideal person to lead the Club into its next chapter.

Glasner arrives at Forest having become only the third head coach to win both the UEFA Europa League and the UEFA Conference League. His European success, together with domestic silverware in England, underlines his track record of building winning teams.

He guided VfL Wolfsburg to UEFA Champions League qualification before leading Eintracht Frankfurt to victory in the 2021/22 UEFA Europa League, securing the club's first major European trophy in more than four decades. During his time in Germany, his teams earned widespread admiration for their intensity, tactical organisation and attacking style of play.

Most recently, Glasner made an immediate impact in English football, winning the 2024/25 FA Cup in his first full season in the Premier League, followed by the FA Community Shield, before going on to win the UEFA Conference League the following season.

Speaking of his appointment, Oliver Glasner said:

“I’m delighted to join Nottingham Forest as head coach. From my very first conversations with the owner and the leadership team, it was evident to me that they have a clear vision for this football club and complete trust and belief in me and my staff to build a strong future together over the long term. That trust and shared commitment, together with the potential that I see within the squad, were key factors for me and I am excited about what we can achieve together.

“Nottingham Forest is a club with incredible prestige and history, a two-time European Champion with one of the most passionate fan bases in football. Our aim is to build a team that can help take the club to the next level in the years ahead and that our supporters can be proud of.

“My immediate focus is on meeting the players and staff and getting to work as we begin pre-season. I’m excited for the future and will work tirelessly to represent this great club with pride and to bring success on the pitch. I can’t wait to get started.”

Owner Evangelos Marinakis said:

"In our discussions with Oliver, it was clear that we share the same vision, the same ambition and the same relentless desire to succeed. He has consistently demonstrated throughout his career that he can build outstanding teams and deliver success against the strongest competition.

"It has always been our goal to establish Nottingham Forest once again among the leading clubs in England and Europe. Our ambition is not simply to compete – our ambition is to win, to challenge for major honours and to create a football club that our supporters can be proud of for many years to come.

"Oliver is a winner. He has earned success through his leadership, his personality and the style of football his teams play. We believe he is the right person to lead us into this next chapter, and I am delighted to welcome Oliver to the Club.”

[up the #arse @adiloskli]

Henderson injury + yellow with 0 mins

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Sam Matterface talking about Tobey Maguire’s time as Spiderman like it was a 6 months loan spell in the Championship when he was 19. Just a ridiculous tournament.

[Mahmoouud @Mahhmooud]

البيزو الارجنتيني vs الجنيه المصري
اللي هيكسب هياخد قرض من صندوق النقد

[Goalhanger @GoalhangerHQ]

Coming soon to @RestIsFootball 👀

@GaryLineker 🤝 @ZohranKMamdani

[Ollie @ollieshone]

Oli Glasner,
Olllliiii Glasner,
He told Steve Parish,
He hates the Palace
HE LOVES MARINAKIS

#nffc

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 the mitcham belle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @volvicstorm98]

This can't be real. John Terry's in America for the World Cup rn?

[Billie @Billie_T]

Starting to think Djed is simply a generational judge of character

[Brett @utdBrett]

Mind-numbing 0-0 against an African team in the 2nd game of the group stage

[Dr Lawrence Newport @lawrencenewport]

Your Cash ISA tax free amount is going down from 20k to 12k.

Unless of course, you're over 65.

Then it stays at 20k.

Also over 65s can keep transferring non-cash ISAs into cash ISAs. You can't.

Why is everything in British politics like this?

[Billie @Billie_T]

SIR DJED SPENCE