♡ kyla ♡

one liners with no context

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

@DarnitDomi Super lame I’m sorry 😞

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

Having my bday on the 1st sucks cuz I gotta pay rent 💀

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

Telling my 6 year old @Drake is the prince of Toronto 😂

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

@smino Have the best night! ♥️

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Happy 420 🌱

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

@DarnitDomi The most adorable 🐝 ♥️

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑒 ꨄ @lilmiss_cancer]

if i’m ever tripping, it's over the principle, not the person.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

golf was invented so men could chit chat and go on flirty little walks with their friends

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

Super cool my neighbours feed the squirrels peanuts so when the fuckers leave the shells all over my dog can try and eat it and I have to dig it out his mouth 10/10 #nolazysquirrels

[𝓑𝓩𝝑𝝔 @mamacitaxbri]

YOUR friend who is not MY friend should never know my personal business

[gabitha. @igabitha]

i swear to you when i turned 25 i felt my brain click into place. eye contact felt longer, time felt slower & simultaneously faster. memories created were more vivid. interactions were more intentional. before 25, i was just doing shit to do it. it’s a blur, i couldn’t tell you.

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

You’re smart serve certified, I’m X-ray certified we are not the same

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

Bought stairs for my wiener dog to get up on the couch without breaking his damn back, if he still super mans off the shit imma lose it, will update.

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

Filed my taxes & descaled my Keurig, I’ve made it.

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

Gym & Cora’s dates are my fav

[♡ kyla ♡ @branchiee]

Dehumanizing, I can no longer work in LTC due to the “expectations” aka illegal ass shit they expect you to look the other way at.

[RiseForResidents @legendsofaPSW]

Facts about LTC in Ontario.
- they are set up like assembly lines of abuse.
- on the very best days, the care is subpar.
- psws provide AM care in 10 minutes or less (this should include waking , washing, tolieting, dressing, hair, oral care & transferring)
⬇️

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Me and my shopping addiction against the world

[toxic king @toxicking]

Using yo pussy to get revenge is insane

[facial @facial6lock]

guys who can’t just be friends with girls without sexualizing them are weird losers