Mark Canhahapeasants

name is Mark, honorary San Jose Shark, urban forager at the park, cat dad miss me with that bark, hero is girl boss Arya Stark. pronouns (obp/o-swing/z-swing)

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@PSLToFlushing @SNYtv @WillSammon @ConnorJRogers Jackson Merrill in CF or off-season bust

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@MattWi77iams @CespedesBBQ No Chris Woodward is, which makes this statement true

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@AlbaneseLaura @JustinRocke Can Tommy eat some middle innings?

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@oguzerkan Chris Davis made almost $200m in his career while slashing .233/.315/.459. The man is a legendary value investor and cannot be ignored.

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@ShayneTrail People talk about Big Pharma and Big Tech but it’s the Big Ass lobby that is pulling the strings

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@Michell33650674 Eyes peeled for anyone not complying @chris69196756

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@BilldeBlasio @ZohranKMamdani @chris69196756 pls consult on shield duty

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@atensnut @chris69196756 refreshing to see someone finally taking this seriously. Putin next

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@alexlin @himshouse The need for boner pills is universal, Alex

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@unusual_whales Joke is on the Russian colluder, they have no wages!

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@francysromero @MLBPipeline Love child of El Gary Sanchez and Gleyber Torres

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@PSLToFlushing Hansel Robles if he stopped pointing up at taters

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@pmcdonaldCBS The only thing missing is the KC Chiefs style white turtleneck

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@chris69196756 @anymanfitness @realpeteyb123 More like V(R)OO(M) am I right. The American engine is back on

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@JimBowdenGM @NYPost_Mets @chris69196756 can you believe the nerve of this guy saying all this on stolen land? Sheesh

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@tigers @TarikSkubal Paragraph align Right is psychotic behavior fit for a mid major midweek reliever

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@DougAMacgregor @chris69196756 huge if true

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@CodifyBaseball Frequency of mention by Chris russo on high heat

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@CollegeBSBHub @VMIbaseco Steal a base, steal a taco (an extra freeze dried combat zone meal upon deployment)

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@PaulNayyar @ChampionsTour Paul woke up today and chose to be a victim. Pls consult @chris69196756 for his 47 step process to unlock your full potential for just 500 payments of $0.99 CAN