Stanley Johnson

Creative Director and corporate troublemaker. Proudly pricking the pretensions of the internet since forever.

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It's the first day of Rocktober. For those about to rock I salute you!

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Spam call from Sydney just triggered a $10 roaming charge on my phone in Norway. Not happy about that @Telstra !

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Not saying my wife has overpacked for our Norway trip but I just noticed she’s got four (yes four) pairs of sunglasses.

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Terrific piece on the Man City charges in today’s Daily Mirror.

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@MoveBravely Luckily it headed off. Eventually.

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When you drive 3 hrs from Bergen to a hotel by a fjord and pay extra for a room with a fjord view…..

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@ayjaytee0815

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@Schwartzie14 Pretty sure Sopranos began last century. So probs doesn’t qualify.

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This is what overtourism looks like. A giant cruise ship with 6,000 passengers docked in the tiny town of Flåm in Norway. Population 650.

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Trending topics on what used to be Twitter looking a lot like cryptic crossword clues these days.

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I've read half of the shortlist and the book that truly resonated with me was The Things We Never Say by Elizabeth Strout. A short, seemingly minor book, that is anything but. I do however look forward to a screen adaptation of Black Bag. https://t.co/H9EapzpzRL

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@cosmicjester Prince Charles fingers!

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This is what Qatar airlines calls a croissant.

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@ayjaytee0815 I hope you had your fingers crossed behind your back.

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My favourite use for AI is as a rapid thesaurus. Whenever I've used a particular word twice in a paragraph I simply ask GPT to suggest some replacement words. It never lets me down. You could say I'm lazy, but I like to think of it as asking for a little help now and again.

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@Schwartzie14 The middle aged segue from hairdresser to barbershop.

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@davidiwanow 🤣🤣🤣

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Waiting patiently in the Radiohead ticket queue. Good luck to everyone queueing along with me.

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Wife & I watched Furious this week. Wow! What an incredible piece of television. https://t.co/byfhBfNeNe

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Warming up with hearty dose of Caledonian soul music on this very wintry spring day.

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The only brand Sydney Sweeney actually advertises is herself. Good luck to her!