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While whole of West try to scare people by carving scary faces on pumpkin during Halloween.

Indian Moms just cook pumpkin sabji for lunch and scare the hell out of the kids.

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It is heartening and annoying to see your juniors doing so well even better than your batch.

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Sir, buy more @NetflixIndia account. You don't need to stream seasons of Money Heist for this long. :D

[Vijay Shekhar Sharma @vijayshekhar]

Just finished my probably, the longest Zoom call.
7 hours 45 mins.

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You can't even give a call to your friends a few days before your birthday with whom you haven't talked for a while otherwise they'd feel "Birthday yaad dilane ke liye call kar raha hai"

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Friendship day is just an excuse for the couples who have kept their relationship hidden with the world to post their photos together disguised as one of the photos with friends.

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Only if Olympic association gave degrees like BTech & MBA, we would be bringing medals as smoothly as politicians do corruption.

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Kerala is showing us the way how not to have the 3rd wave; by not letting end the second wave itself.

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@mohitbajpai @DunzoIt @DunzoCare @DunzoIt Kindly add "Girlfriend se jhagda" as an issue here.

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Why Instagram named it Reels? Not Changing room?

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Do you know LinkedIn categories all its posts into various categories?

Posts of MBA students thanking their managers & company after summer internship fall into a category called
"Gentle reminder: I am begging for PPO".

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There is a different level of satisfaction comes with being present in a meeting where your manager is getting roasted by his/her manager.

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10th, 12th exams r getting cancelled. Students r getting graduated by doing only assignments. Now B-Schools will have to change their selection criteria. And, freshers or people who can't get diversity marks will have to pray to get calls from top BSchools after scoring 100 %ile.

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My faith in LinkedIn will get restored on the day when it starts putting "Manipulated Media" tag on the placement reports shared by various colleges.

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I want somebody in my life who can look at me like an unemployed student looks at a job requirement of a company.

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Mamta Banerjee is like that guy/girl of your college who helps his/her whole group in getting placed but couldn't make to the interview shortlists himself/herself.

#Nandigram #WestBengalElections2021

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Everybody was crying at the scene when Sandeep bhaiya says "Bapu ki 'roti' chheen ke, coaching to na hogi"
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then smokes a puff of "cigarette" with a peg of "whisky" in his hand.

#tvfaspirants #TVFOriginal

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While you are busy adjusting your mask, HBR might be approving case studies on topics like:

C0vid Vakcine: Profits Vs G̶h̶a̶n̶t̶a̶ Ethics
Boom Boom Zoom: Grabbing opportunity while the C̶l̶a̶s̶s̶ world sleeps
Tiktok Vs Reels: Targeting N̶i̶b̶b̶a̶/̶N̶i̶b̶b̶i̶s̶ Gen-Z

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Is it just me or Cred ads have started to annoy you as well?

#cred

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MBA Aspirants: Is this a right time to do MBA?

MBA Students: Is this a right time to enter in the market after completing the course?

MBAs: Can we go back to the time when we were in our B-Schools and live that life again, please?

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The way Mumbai based celebs praise Maharashtra CM is the same way my parents praise Sharma Ji Ka beta.

Both have been topping the charts from last year; Sharma Ji Ka beta in getting marks and Maharashtra CM in getting corona cases.