ORCBRAND: The Initiation

Behind infinite layers of irony, and a great but finite number of proxies, here I stand, above the world, at 210 Main Street, in Poughkeepsie.

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

I am Cyberpunk Homer. Listen to my Grimdark Odyssey on my substack.

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

🎶We are chaotic evil and harassing you
For no reason
We're schizophrenic and we're gang stalking you
Just to drive you crazy
Just to make you mad
We are arbitrary and capricious
We are chaotic evil
And we're doing it for no reason! 🎶

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

🎶I'm in a cult
I'm a terrorist
I'm evil (ooo)
Baby, make me sound scarier!
You make me sound so cool!
Welcome to the cruel kids table (NOT!)
You're not invited! Because you're gay and brown
You talk in pronouns - and you're a communist!
(Ewwww)
That's so last year🎶

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

🎵Why are you so gay?
Why are you so poor?
Why are you gender confused?
You always complain, but why should we care?
You're neuro-divergent and a minor!
Graduated to Marx from Harry Potter!
Big political thoughts straight from reddit!
God... you're such a nerd!🎶

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

I'm your nemesis.

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

Sucks that he's burning down the entire universe of everything you used to know, but to be fair, you did try to shoot him in the face. When you swing for the King, you should simply never miss.

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott_]

@YVindman If this photo of the young Captain of Gondor absolutely ripping a heater gets more likes then you are a race-baiting traitor.

[Black Pope Vice @BlackPopeVice]

@branded_orc Waow

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

@tsarlet2 @RichPianian p sure he had me blocked for a while bc u people kept comparing him to me

[Tsar Apu II Apustayevich @tsarlet2]

@RichPianian If @branded_orc didn't post his real name, face and address every 5 minutes I'd try to start a rumor that he's actually Marc in disguise

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

Sucks that he's burning down the entire universe of everything you used to know, but to be fair, you did try to shoot him in the face. When you swing for the King, you should simply never miss.

[Ash Vaughn @shr_eax]

@branded_orc He was right, this is indeed things that have never been done to them before

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

Based, plan trusted.

[Duffyevsky ☦ 🇷🇺 @TheIllegit]

Graffiti spotted on an outdoor wall next to a dry riverbed.

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

@Tenes_Cowri @VDAREJamesK 40k is more valuable

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

Warhammer 40,000 is the most valuable thing the United Kingdom has contributed to world culture in the last 40 years.

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

the levels of just doing things

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

is my army invading you? i don't know. is it? lol

[Becky Anderson @BeckyCNN]

In a CNN Exclusive that debuted on tonight’s @CNNConnect, @larrymadowo asks Rwanda’s President @PaulKagame if his troops are on the ground in neighbouring Democratic Republic of the Congo. His answer - as Larry reports - is extraordinary.

[Tsar Apu II Apustayevich @tsarlet2]

My favorite part of the administration doing 3+ major things a day is that I no longer have to read about "gender discourse" or "dating" on my favorite social media platform

[ORCBRAND: The Initiation @branded_orc]

HahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAH HAH AH HA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the suffering is so VISCERAL Hahhahahhahahhahahhahahahaha

[Resurrected von Berlichingen @JosonCernel]

@branded_orc Federal Employee to Panda Express manager pipeline.